A Vacation Home for Newt

Deal , NJ view from balcony

I feel sorry for Newt since he can't afford a vacation home in New Hampshire, so I found some for him to choose from in that lovely state which are not too expensive.
You can see them:   HERE.  And HERE  this little cutie is only $175,000. Small but neat and clean and both of these have great water views, Newt.





This is a bit more expensive Newt, but its also way bigger.
       HERE   it is Newt.    Nice isn't it?

I live in a similar location to that last house Newt, though in a very little house but  I can attest to you its very nice living by the water.
Oh, I have a great idea! Maybe Freddie Mac can help you out.

But perhaps you might like trying a vacation home in New Jersey.    Gov. Chris Christie would be happy to help you find just the thing. We have all types and all prices Newt. There is no need for you  to feel left out.

HERE is a nice NJ beach home for you Newt though it is on the low side of pricey for the town of  Deal and you will need  a second job to pay for the taxes since you are dirt poor.    Just saying....
You know, taxes are steep when  you live on the water. Maybe if you get to be president you can do something about that?

 Though Newt hardly lives in section 8 housing and is not on welfare, he is a wee bit jealous of some who have done better than he has financially.   Maybe Newt thinks he is middle class.   He must not get out much.

This is America, Newt. No one is stopping you from surging ahead and making more income or buying anything your little heart desires.
It's called capitalism. It's great Newt.  You ought to give it a try one time.