LOL! Saw your post and thought about that joke - A sheriff along with a small gang of FBI agents stop at a ranch in rural Tennesse and speak to an old farmer. He tells the farmer, " We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The old farmer says" Okay ,but don't go in that field over there." The Sheriff verbally explodes saying "Mister I have the authority of the Federal Goverment with me." Reaching into his back pocket and removing his badge, the Sheriff proudly displays it to the farmer. "See this Badge!" "This badge means we are allowed to go whereever I wish to go, on anyones property, with no questions asked!" "Have I made myself clear??" "Do you understand??" The old farmer nods and goes about his business. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the Sheriff and the FBI agents running for thier lives , with the farmers huge Bull close behind them. With every step, the bull is gaining on the group! The group is clearly terified! The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence, yelling to the top of his lungs, "Your Badge!! Show Him your Badge!"
used to be the bull had to beware of us
ReplyDeleteGreat follow up to yesterday's post. Get on your hip boots ... it's getting deep.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Saw your post and thought about that joke -
ReplyDeleteA sheriff along with a small gang of FBI agents stop at a ranch in rural Tennesse and speak to an old farmer. He tells the farmer, " We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The old farmer says" Okay ,but don't go in that field over there." The Sheriff verbally explodes saying "Mister I have the authority of the Federal Goverment with me." Reaching into his back pocket and removing his badge, the Sheriff proudly displays it to the farmer. "See this Badge!" "This badge means we are allowed to go whereever I wish to go, on anyones property, with no questions asked!" "Have I made myself clear??" "Do you understand??" The old farmer nods and goes about his business. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the Sheriff and the FBI agents running for thier lives , with the farmers huge Bull close behind them. With every step, the bull is gaining on the group! The group is clearly terified! The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence, yelling to the top of his lungs, "Your Badge!! Show Him your Badge!"