
Sonia Sotomayor is undergoing her grilling now. Fitting. It is summer. It's what we do.
We need to pick judges who represent America don't you think so?
It must be fair across the board with every group having a fair share in it. Each group , each religion, each race or mixture of races or handicap, mental of physical should be fairly represented.
There are too many Catholics on the supreme court now. They are way over represented and there are too many of them who are in Opus Dei. Come on now.. fair is fair isn't it?
Where are the members of other more minority religions?? They too must be represented. Where are the Christian Scientists and the Mormons and the Aethists? We need Scientologists and Buddhists. Since Protestants outnumber all others though, we will need to have people who claim Bi-Religionism in order to fill that gap.
Latina woman? What about a Polish woman? I think we need a full blood Hawaiian on there and an Eskimo don't we? Aren't there like 3 counties in Arkansas where a majority are born from inbreeding?
For heaven's sake .. the infamy! Who will represent the richness of their experience?????
Who will represent the little people of America and are Tongans fairly represented at all?Who will represent the average IQ in America? Those who couldn't get into a college if they tried... those who barely made it into high school. They are deserving of representation.
Who represents the string beans and the fatties of America?
Lets make the Supreme Court fair.
According the the Census:
75 % or more of the supreme court should be white. The "more" includes the Caucasian hispanics among us who claim caucasian on the census report. This can kick caucasian Americans up to way over 90% in some cases.
11% should be black.
1 or 2% should be American Indian.
10% can be hispanic in background.
3.6 % should be Asian
2.4 % need to be mixed race , but this will be hard since after we account for the 6.75 whites on the court, the other 2.25% will have to be mixed race anyway. Oh the problems we face.
So now do the math. 75% of the 9 members must be Caucasian. That is 6.75 members.
That leaves us with 2.25 more to divide up amongst the racist needs of the powers that be! This means the remaining members must all be mixed race and it must be precise or it's not fair.
11% of the 9 members should be black. That means we need a .99% of a person. Not a whole person mind you, just almost a whole person because out of 9 people that is how much should represent black Americans fairly.
We need 1% American Indian... that's 0.09% of one person.
10% hispanic.... that is 0.9 of one person.
3.6 Asian.....0.324% of one person
Uh oh..... This means we need 6 white men and 2.25 other people who can make up the rest of the racial "needs". Because you see, we need to accomodate EVERY single bias and every single nuance of color etc. Its just what's right to do you see because people are nuts.
I am very upset that there isn't any real presence of the mentally ill on the supreme court. This must be fixed immediately to be absolutely fair.Think about it, how can a person who isnt mentally ill possibly rule on cases involving the mentally ill? Well maybe , in fact, many of them are really ill. We just can't be positive. Tests are in order.
How can a person who isn't terminally ill rule on issues of life and death? How can anyone who has never been raped or attacked or shot or sexually molested possibly understand cases that involve that?
We must have every judge undergo these things at once. Experience is the only answer. It will make them Wise!
They must all be dumped into extreme poverty and have a ghetto experience too. So it might be "wise" to have them all work for nothing while serving. Preferably chained to their desks so that they might know what it is like to be enslaved.
If this isn't possible then I suggest that we dress up the judges as the Village People. This will satisfy everyone I think, though in a phoney sort of way
So where does Sonia Sotomayor fit into all of this? Stupid racists/sexists are a part of all cultures and Sonia Sotomayor would certainly cover that category on the court. She will be the one who judges not by law but by richness of experience which is also a view that needs to be represented. The view of those whose personal backgrounds and biases interpret the Constitution for them.
“I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male " Sotomayor has made this comment more than once in a variety of ways and places so she qualifies as a racist and bigot I think.
"The court of appeals is where policy is made." and "I know this is on tape, and I should never say that, because we don't make law. I'm not promoting it, and I'm not advocating it. I'm—you know." Umm, yeah Sonia ... umm, sure, sure ,we know.
Take some aspirin and lie down now. This qualifies her as dumb for sure.
And you thought you had to be blonde to be dumb? Oh you are so out of touch.

So things in this country better soon change or we will be really upset and start using our Hello Kitty tasers more often. Don't believe me. Read my post on who the average American really is and be warned.
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